Tuesday, September 19, 2006

15 Reasons Why Women are Better Than Men


This girl has style...
Originally uploaded by phoenixdoula.
1. We have the ability to birth a baby.
2. We can pick out baby names better than men.
3. We know the world must go on, even when we are feeling ill (mentally OR physically).
4. We have intuition.
5. We enjoy kissing and holding hands without requiring sex to follow.
6. We can find our own food to eat for dinner (or other meals) without relying on someone else to fix it for us.
7. We know the importance of detailed laundry sorting to avoid ruination of clothing.
8. We value compassion.
9. We LIKE to smell good.
10. Our feet are usually well-groomed.
11. For the most part, we keep our bleching and farting at home, away from the general public.
12. We pluck or wax our unibrows.
13. Hairstylists and "products" do make a difference, in our opinion.
14. We carry what we need with us (and let others borrow, if need be - kleenex, tampons, band-aids, pen, paper, analgesics, etc.).
15. We can down those "foo-foo" drinks that men love to hate!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

We ride the bumpy train of hormone fluctuation and rarely kill others because we don't get our way or are just feeling cranky and out of sorts.

Brenda said...

But if we do....we know where to hide the body.

:-) JUST KIDDING!!!

Anonymous said...

...and we have boobs, whereas they ARE boobs. Way better!